Eight patriotic country songs for the Fourth of July:
8. “Obama Can’t Take My ‘Merica Pow-Pow Sticks” by Toby Keith
7. “Keep Your Pink Out of My Red, White & Blue” by Homophobe Jones
6. “It’s Your Independence Day (From My Pants)” by Taylor Swift
5. “The Only Patriot in the Drunk Tank” by Skeeter “D.U.I.” Jackson
4. “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’ (At the Fourth of July Picnic)” by Little Big Town
3. “The NSA Can Kiss My Redneck A-S-S” by Al Kayda
2. “My Truck Was Made in the U.S.A. (Far As I Know)” by Tim McGraw
1. “You Bring the Coors, Jesus Will Bring the Light” by The BBQ Bros.
