Eight media-approved nicknames for the potential/impending spring flood:
8. “Not-an-Avalanche 2011”
7. “Slightly Less Dangerous Raging Waters”
6. “Slightly Less Dull 2012, Minus John Cusack”
5. “Wet Threat ‘11”
4. “Splashtastrophe: In 3-D”
3. “Damp Scam 2011: Flood Hoax”
2. “The Great State Street Juggalo Wash”
1. “Clusterflood ‘11”
