8. "Drink Till You're Blind & Win a Free Bat Night"
7."Male Prostitute Appreciation Night"
6. "God, Guns & Grand Slams: Show Us Your Firearms Night"
5. "Announce Your GOP Presidential Candidacy Night"
4. "Bring Your Cat to the Game Night"
3. "Mad Max: Fury Road Night"
2. "Recent Divorcees & Widows Night"
1. "At Least It's Not Soccer Night"
