8. (Bill) Clinton
7. Whichever Bush is running
6. Rubio/Cruz, no matter how ethnic it sounds
5. Rand Paul's wig
4. What's-his-name from House of Cards
3. What's-her-name from Veep
2. Zombie Reagan
1. Baptized-for-the-Dead Zombie Reagan
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Hillary vs. Utah
8 presidential candidates who would receive more votes in Utah than Hillary Clinton in 2016
