Eight headlines about the Kevin Garn naked-hot-tubbing-with-a-teenage girl incident:

8. “Hot Tub Bribe Machine” (Gawker.com—true)

7. “Brave Legislator Receives Standing Ovation. Congressional Medal of Honor Next?” (Deseret News)

6. “Editorial: Hot Tubs for Relaxation, Not Creepy Sex Romps” (Hot Tub Aficionado)

5. “New Opening for Another Republican in Utah House” (Deseret News)

4. “Stud of the Month: Utah’s Kevin Garn” (Barely Legal)

3. “Hey, the Tribune Knew About It, Too!” (Deseret News)

2. “Horrible Woman Reneges on $150,000 Healing Payment” (Utah Bribes)

1. “D-News Welcomes New Ethics Columnist Kevin Garn” (Deseret News)