Eight parentally approved alternatives to the “violent and sadistic” video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, released Tuesday:
8. Duck Hunt ’09: It Was Good Enough for Us, It’s Good Enough for You
7. Wii Rake
6. Call Your Grandmother Already 16
5. World of Handicraft
4. Rock Band: Huey Lewis & The News
3. Apartment Quest: Get Out of Our Damned Basement
2. Glenn Beck’s Christmas Sweater for Playstation
1. Grand Theft Auto: We’re Not Paying Your Car Insurance Forever, Mister