8. Mom Cop & The Bro (Jennifer Love-Hewitt and YouTuber PewDiePie as mismatched crime-solvers.)

7. Jeb! (Sitcom/advertorial for Jeb Bush's presidential campaign.)

6. Malibu's Most Wanted: The Series (Not the last sign that TV has run out of ideas.)

5. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: The Series (There it is.)

4. Celebrity Naptime (Jimmy Fallon lies down with tuckered-out stars.)

3. Late Night With Alex Jones (Topical jokes, sketches and doomsday conspiracy theories.)

2. Reddit Live! (A scrolling Reddit thread. For hours. That's it. Going to be huge.)

1. Random Non-Threatening Timeslot-Filler (For whenever local "affiliate" KSL 5 discovers an objectionable NBC show six weeks into its run.)