Eight Cinco de Mayo parties and events to avoid this year:
8. The Utah Minutemen’s “They Stole Our Jobs!” Fair
7. Cinco de Blotto, sponsored by the new Salsa-Flavored™ Absolut
6. Mariachi May-hem: The 55-hour battle of the mariachi bands
5. The Del Taco Tacopocalypse™ eating endurance challenge
4. Guero Purge 2011
3. Drinko de Mayo: Take 29 tequila shots, get the 30th free!
2. Carl Wimmer’s Mustache May Martial-Arts Expo
1. The “Cinco de Ocho: 8 Strip Clubs in 8 Hours” bar crawl, sponsored by The Ocho
