8. Expired Pedigree Dentastix
7. Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged
6. iPhone 4 with Google Maps route to richer neighborhood
5. Panda Express leftovers
4. "Halloween: Satan's Holiday or Obama's Socialist Sugar Agenda?" pamphlet
3. Last season's Air Jordans
2. 5-Hour Energy For Kidz®
1. Stack of $20 bills in an envelope signed "Love, Mia"