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DVD
Birds of Prey: The Complete Series
The 2002 WB series about the daughter of Batman and Catwoman (BatKitty?) fightin’ crime in Gotham with the help of Batgirl (in a wheelchair) and the Black Canary (a white girl). Needless to say, they weren’t very effective.
WarnerBros.com
Jesse Metcalf tries to break his sister out of a mental hospital, only to find a mad doctor turning his patients into cannibalistic psycho killers. To be fair, they did check the form box “Would you like to become a cannibalistic psycho killer?”
Sony.com
Harvey Dent, er, Aaron Eckhart is Bill, a handsome loser with a dead-end job and … hey, wait a minute! You don’t suppose …? Says here, Bill is saved by Jessica Alba. This won’t do at all—I can’t stand Jessica Alba! Damn.
FirstLookStudios.com
If you liked The Ring, The Grudge, The Eye (Jessica Alba, blech) and all those other American remakes of Japanese horror flicks, but felt they were seriously lacking in Pacey from Dawson’s Creek, good news! If not, never mind.
FoxHome.com
If you liked Stomp the Yard, You Got Served, Honey (Jessica Alba, blech) and even Step Up, but felt they were just shoving “storylines” and “character development” down your throat, good news! If not … dance off, sucka!
Disney.com
More New DVD Releases (July 15)
Asylum, The Bank Job, College Road Trip, Dallas: Season 9, Eureka: Season 2, Evening Shade: Season 1, Final Approach, Heavy Petting, Mad Bad, The Mighty Celt, Penelope, Reno 911: Season 5, Saving Grace: Season 1, Tony & Tina’s Wedding, The Year My Parents Went on Vacation
Listen to Bill Mondays at 8 a.m. on X96’s Radio From Hell. Yard-stomping blogging at BillFrost.tv. Even more True TV linkage at MySpace.com/TrueTV and on Facebook.
