I
had plans to post other material today, but things became busy and
two different interviews ended up getting postponed until a later
date. I do know what I'm doing the rest of the week and some of
next week, but as usual you'll have to click in to find out what I'm
doing. So instead of doing an interview, I thought I'd do a
rant. I mean, I have a blog, so why not.
--- After
hearing the story of Red Light Books and their issue with city's
Community Development people, I thought I'd cover it a little and get
them some help so we could get them back as a venue. But since
doing so, I've discovered they're not the only ones to have a run-in
with failed architects who went into government planning. Some
other businesses, including one
actual venue, let me know
about their issues with the city giving them grief for having local
bands play shows at their places. On top of that, today I read
Jamie Gadette's
entry
on the Salt Blog about "Doin' It 2008" and it's recent
problems of securing a location. And it really makes me
wonder... what is the real job of these people? Are they
seriously that unimportant to our city that they got the horrid task
of reading complaint letters, and then acting on them by wasting more
paper with C&D letters? I'd ponder over it more and am half
tempted to run down a list of problems they should be doing first.
But since it will only fall on deaf ears and give me another
aneurysm, let's just move on to solutions people can do.

I
believe that as long as the city (and people who complain to the
city) continue to give these businesses unwarranted grief, it's up to
them to either charge forward and spend tons of cash to make sure
their place is upgraded to concert status, or find an alternative to
allow themselves to continue business and have a place for bands to
play. In which case there are only a few alternatives, but
they're good ones. First one, throw Private Parties. I'm
not talking those old ones that involved throwing your room key into
a fishbowl, but declaring that your store is closed after a certain
time and throwing a private party that's by invitation only. If
a band happens to appear and play some music, oh well, they're your
guests. If people decide to chip in for a donation jar, oh
well, it's their cash and they can do with it as they please.
As long as it's not officially declared as a concert, there isn't
much that can be done.

The
other alternatives require much more planning, but are usually a
bigger payoff for the bands and the fans who came to see them.
Secret Shows and Warehouse Shows. Secret Shows are basically
where a private piece of property is found and set up for a show, and
then all major parties invited are given the location by email or
text only a day or two in advance, to which they spread the word as
many as they can. I remember one last year held in an empty
field just south of Santaquin. This was a barren and deserted
farm, nothing grew there, old animals wouldn't even go there to die.
But that didn't stop a couple DJ's from setting up a stage with a
cheap light show for $3 a head. Warehouse Shows are a little
trickier since they require an actual warehouse that isn't condemned
or looks like it's going to fall to pieces on the opening guitar
rift. But if you have a secured building with decent parking,
you've got one major show ready to happen. The "Elusive
Warehouse Show" is probably the best one going in SLC. (Or
at least it's the only good publicly known one.)

The sad part
of all this is, I don't think the nightmare is over. I'm sure
there are some places that haven't been hit with a letter yet and
have managed to stay off the city radar, but it feels like the past
couple months have seen a major crackdown on anyone trying to have a
good time with music. As if this is all these special city
workers have to do with their time. To that I just have to
say... shouldn't you be making efforts to
keep businesses
downtown instead of driving them off? There's a reason why
sections of State, Main and West Temple look like they've been
abandoned. Must we continue that trend?