First
thing's first, let's take a gander at the 337 Memorial Wall.

--- Fun
weekend around town. Checked out Poor Yorick's open house on Friday
night. Always a good time there with all the artists showing what
they have going on. And from there is was off to
In Utah The Week's
“Scene In SLC” party. I popped in while it was in full swing,
Steady Machete brought out the rock and Deena Marie brought out the
sexy. Whatever Lola wants... she can have! Not to mention the fine
spin work of DJ Chassis and DC. But then... came... a comedian. Who I
won't even dignify with a name because his act doesn't need
promotion. Let's just say it was like listening to Dale Schanze rant
about what waiters do to your food. If I had a tomato, I would have
chucked it.

Vincent Lords took stage after, instead of doing
some hypnotism he instead showed us the trick of hammering a two
nails into his nose and then broke glass and laid face down in it
while someone stood on his head. Not a scratch. And then finishing
out the night with a four song set that made the walls bleed, Top
Dead Celebrity brought the house down and gave anyone who stuck
around to the end a damn fine show. Good drinks, good music, great
chatting, horrible comedian... it was good party! ...Oh, and I
didn't win anything.

And then Saturday night the Salt City
Derby Girls kicked off their 2009 season with the Sister Of No Mercy
taking on defending 2008 champions Leave It To Cleavers. This was a
great opening bout, lots of spills, back and forth scoring, a
cardinal was running about, an expert on sandwiches highly advised me
not to ever get the Ham & Swiss at the Salt Palace, sweat,
cardborad signs, the works! And who won you ask? Well... you should
have shown up and found out! I mean really, what we're you doing on a
Saturday night before 10PM? For full SCDG coverage, consult your
local Salt Blog for the final score and quips from Bill.

As
for other stuff, local artists should check out the
Gallery Roll
event coming up in May, Earth Jam is on the way too, and City Weekly
does their Best Of Utah issue this week. As for me the calendar will
be updated later on in the week, and interviews are on the way from
The State Room, Plan-B, Cat Palmer, Utah Beers, another concert and
more. But much like our spring weather, that could all change in a
heartbeat. So we'll see what happens.