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Survivor Tyson: Douche or Uber Douche?

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Who's the biggest prick on Survivor? You know, besides Jeff Probst? That would be Utah's own Tyson, blatantly gunning for the highlight reel every week with asshole antics of both the figurative and literal variety. Naturally, he's a favorite to win--tune in tonight on CBS to see if he makes the tribal cut once again. Victorious or not, Tyson may be relocating his narrow ass from Zion for somewhere "a little less Mormon-y." How about rooming with The Real World's Chet in Brooklyn? There's a reality show someone has to jump on!

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