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Spare the Rod


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I'm not ashamed to admit that I am hopelessly addicted to TV.  I am also not ashamed to say that I can't stand reality shows of any kind.  Wife Swap did catch my eye until I found out it had nothing to do with wife swapping.  I want to take a 2x4 and smack Ty Pennington in the back of the head just because he is so annoying.  Better yet, just shove the bullhorn up his ass and scream! The list goes on and on.  I cannot believe Survivor has been on since the first episode featured Amelia Earhart and Patrick Noonen.

All this changed with the news that Rod (Illinois ex-gov) Blasonofabitch was approached by NBC to be part of it's upcoming show I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!  The thought of seeing this hairhat scumbag politician being dropped in the middle of the Costa Rican jungle was very enticing.  The thought of seeing him being eaten by a python, pygmy warthog or stewing in a huge pot being cooked by a pissed-off tribe who can't stand the smell  of hair gel was intriguing.  

Now I see that a spoilsport judge in Chicago has put the kibosh on the whole scheme saying Blogo had to stay in town. Rats! Big, hungry rats.


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