The “Sugar Slashers” took on the “Carbo Killers” in two 30-minute periods; Slasher Queen Anne’s Revenge quickly proved herself to be WRD’s derby-star-in-the-making, appearing as a black-clad blur and racking up mucho points for most of the bout, while Killer Honey De Lunatic established herself as the league’s Dennis Rodman (or Karl Malone, if you prefer a local NBA angle), playing dirtier than all the other skaters combined.
But in the
end, the Sugar Slashers pulled too far ahead to catch, defeating the Carbo
Killers 114-86. The next Wasatch Roller Derby bout is May 16, benefiting Primary
Shots from Saturday’s bout: