When in doubt, go to the expert. In this case the question is how to best decrease unwanted teen pregnancy. We all know that the abstinence program was a joke. It was the biggest "wet paint" sign ever created by the government.

Now, we have the poster child for teens getting knocked up, Bristol Palin, being appointed as a Teen Ambassador for The Candie's Foundation, a national organization dedicated to raise awareness for teen pregnancy prevention.

Quoting Bristol, "If I can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant, I will feel a sense of accomplishment." Instead of going around yakking about your inability to have Levi keep it in his pants, why don't you just have a huge poster made of you with your legs crossed?!