Forget about how tomorrow's Digital Television Switch (cue screams) is going to leave millions of Americans with no access to Judge Joe Brown--those saps have made no effort to convert; it's time to leave them behind and save ourselves. It's the folks who have gone digital that are going to kill us!
Dig: Everybody who, instead of buying one of those DTV converter boxes (which comes with a guv'ment surveillance device to watch you ... what, you thought that coupon was free?), went out and bought a fancy new D-ready set has to dispose of the old one--and they're just going to dump it in the trash or on the street ... where Your Children play! (Cue more screams)
According to this ABC 4 report, "TVs are hazardous because of the heavy metals that they contain.
See? There is concern. Little proof, but concern. 4 Your Family! Think of The Children!