Sometimes, particularly in the dog days of summer, there isn't a ton of REAL sports news. At Wimbledon today, Roger Federer and Andy Roddick both advanced to the finals. This weekend, Federer will kick Roddick's ass like he stole something.

And sometimes, sports news get trumped by other things... like the sign of the apocalypse. Let's define apocalypse...

"an event involving destruction or damage on an awesome or catastrophic scale... the complete final destruction of the world..."

Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska presumably to run for President in 2012. I spent the morning looking for small eastern block European countries as possible new residence.