Breaking News!?!?!?!? ---
The ridiculous, embarrassing sham that is Brett Favre’s career is over… alledgedly.
As of 3:44 pm MST on July 28, 2009, Brenda is staying retired. But who the hell knows? Little girls change their mind more often than their parents change their diapers. For now, (Brenda’s favorite words) Favre stays away from the Vikings, and the Vikings try and sell their quarterbacks on the fact that they are wanted after players and coaches courted the biggest drama queen in NFL history.