This missive arrived today via our electrical postal ("e-mail") system:
Hey gay-wad "news" paper, Do you think you could stop being so gay? Maybe you've noticed; Most of us are NOT gay. Your constant pandering to gay issues is annoying. ---
Unfortunately, it cannot run in the Letters section, since the correspondent gave his name as "Fat Chance" and his e-mail address as MoreImportantIssuesInTheWorld@gay.NOT ... and I'm starting to suspect that those are not his real name and address.
Still, "gay-wad" was the Word of the Day throughout the newsroom! So, thanks for writing, Fat Issues, and be sure and enjoy this strip from Perry Bible Fellowship: