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Hannah Montana on the Pole

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Catch the Teen Choice Awards on Fox last night? Are you thinking, "I'd rather stab my eyes out with a shrimp fork"? ---

Bet you'd be singing a different tune if you'd have known that Mylie Cyrus would be grinding up a stripper pole on top of an ice cream truck--and you'd probably sing it better than she lip-synced her gawdawful "Party In the USA," too.

Gentlemen and Billy Ray, put your hands together and warm up those dollar bills for "Hanna Montana," coming to the Disney/Jagermeister stage now ...