Since Megan Wants a Millionaire contestant Ryan Jenkins has been found dead in Canada after a week on the lam for killing his ex-wife, VH1 has canceled all future airings of the show ... NOW they recognize bad taste? ---

Good call on VH1's part, but now we'll never know which millionaire/possible felon Megan Hauserman settled on. Furthermore, VH1 will likely cancel I Love Money 3, which Ryan also appeared in but has yet to air. With two shows down, this can only mean additional repeat airings of My Antonio and The T.O. Show to fill the schedule (God/Viacom forbid that Video Hits 1 actually plugs in some music videos of, say, hit songs). Insert tasteless-even-by-VH1-standards joke about the infliction of more senseless suffering here.

Back to Megan: Which of the following assclowns do you think she eventually picked? Besides the now-room-temperature one?