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Friday Letters Round-Up
by
Brandon Burt
October 09, 2009
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The people's right to
say whatever nonsense pops into their heads without fear of criticism
shall not be infringed.
---
Silence that folderol!
Silence it, I say
!
Oh,
those archeologists with their so-called "fossil evidence" and "scientific method"
! Will they
never
learn?
That "death by stoning" option
is looking pretty good by now
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
That new
hanging/stabbing craze the kids are all into
? Lady Gaga started it.
Dear TSA
: Wanna get married?
I also like to think of the resultant
fatigue and muscle aches
as "angel kisses."
We'd be
extra
-avid
if Simon would show his sweet side more often.
I miss the days when jaywalkers were
shot on sight
.
Leave Britney alone!
%uFFFD... Um, er, I mean
Leave Glenn alone!
Right now! I mean it!
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