Oh, what to watch? The two-hour season premiere of Ugly Betty, or a new Law & Order that pisses all over Jon & Kate? Thanks to baseball, Dollhouse ain't an option ... ---

ABC has banished Ugly Betty to Friday nights, which means they've all but given up on the show, and those of us who catch FlashForward in repeat mode because Thursdays are just too damned crowded will be deprived tonight (Ugly Betty's season premiere is two hours). For the still-faithful, here's a peek:

Meanwhile, over on NBC--which has been getting squashed by those aforementioned FlashForward repeats on Fridays--Law & Order has another of its classic Ripped From the Headlines episodes: A husband murders his wife--but they're not just any dysfunctional couple; they've got a screaming litter of kids and a reality show! And yes, that is Jim Gaffigan as a sorta-Jon Gosselin!