• If we do not recognize the right of wage slaves to starve, we are no better than Sweden.

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• My interpretation of ice-core samples is infallible.

• Glenn Beck's interpretation of Masonic symbols is infallible.

• Help! The gays are destroying my freedom and happiness!

• Help! The gays are threatening my religious freedom!

• Help! Bailout dollars are threatening my solid-oak log of tenacity!

• Help! Pat Bagley is defying my broad super-consensus!

• Help! The post-Christians will one day attack my traditional religious rights!