Burger King, in tandem with Microsoft, has come up with a marketing campaign so vile, so disgusting, that one is tempted to file it under "only in America." However, so far this uber-stupid product is available only in Japan. ---
To help launch Microsoft Windows 7, Burger King has created a 7-patty Whopper. That's right: SEVEN beef pattys with all the fixins on a sesame-seed bun. The whopping Whopper weighs in at 2500 calories, mostly from fat.
Eat one of these grotesque BK burgers and you'll crash even faster than MS Windows. Thankfully, as I mentioned, you'll have to travel to Japan to get one. Something tells me, however, that an American version of the 7-patty Whopper can't be far off.