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Larry David vs. Jesus


On the Sunday, Oct. 25 episode of HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry (Larry David) experiences a bit of "splash-back" in an employee's home bathroom, due to his, as Jerry Seinfeld put it, "Sea Biscuit piss stream." Unfortunately, Jesus took one in the face. ---

Now the God People are all up in arms, outraged over a Jew getting a drop of pee on Jesus Christ. First of all, who puts a portrait of Jesus over the fucking toilet? Second of all, what's the big deal with one imaginary character pissing on another imaginary character? Wait--Larry is real; the other guy, well ...

Here it is, don't get any on ya ...

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