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Friday Letters Round-Up
by
Brandon Burt
October 30, 2009
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All Americans have the right to express
their Judeo-Christian beliefs
.
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Dear UDOT:
Wanna get married?
Family Time was brought to an abrupt end
by my uncontrollable vomiting.
Keeping bars and queers out of the Avenues is
our only hope for sustainability
.
Your kid's popularity is sure to soar when you
make him dress up as Abimelech, son of Gideon
. (Costume now ships with Protex
TM
wedgie-resistant panel.)
Also,
I demand the immediate removal of "ocupado" door latches
from all airplane restrooms.
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