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Friday Letters Round-up
by
Brandon Burt
December 04, 2009
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If only Grampa had named the cave back then, it wouldn't have ended up with
a dumb '60s name like "Nutty Putty.
"
---
Nothing says "self-reliant health care" like a%uFFFD
do-it-yourself at-home liver transplant
!
Also, "declasse" sounds
much classier
.
Deseret News
welcomes letters from
free-associating amphetamine aficionados
.
Every time a millionaire pays taxes
, 30 butlers go unemployed.
Otters are nothing but%uFFFD
fish-murdering psychopaths
.
Conservatives have
no use for ethics
.
Fun brainteaser:
Try to guess which side I'm on
!
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