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Friday Letters Round-up
by
Brandon Burt
December 25, 2009
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I used to phone in
these helpful investigatory suggestions
, but for some reason the police stopped answering my calls.
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Passive-aggressive grandparents
seem more charming around the holidays.
Marrying a Mormon
doesn’t prove anything
. The only reliable test is Trial by Water -- anti-Mormons float.
My vegetable garden really took off when I started
storing depleted nuclear rods
back there.
That delegate from Yemen
will rue the day
in 1983 she snubbed me!
Thy Congressional bill doth darken even
the glorious visage of Lord Glenn Beck
, forsooth!
It’s only bad
when the Democrats do it
.
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