Crime against nature or Greatest Food Item Ever? I'm going with the latter--how can you beat a hot dog covered in bacon? Until someone introduces the beer-filled donut, you can't. ---
The That's My Dogg cart on the corner on Main Street and 200 South sells this culinary masterpiece (slathered in a mildly tangy "special" sauce) for a mere 4 bones, calling it "The Bacon-Inspired Dog." Me, I just call it genius.
Look for this pup on the corner 'round lunchtime, downtown worker drones: