The Sept. 2 issue of Rolling Stone will feature True Blood stars Alexander Skarsgard, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer naked and covered in blood. How much do you want to bet that you'll have a hell of a time finding a copy in Utah? ---

Among other True Blood coverage in the issue--which is almost guaranteed to be absent from every supermarket and genteel magazine shop in Zion--there's an interview with showrunner Alan Ball, who delivers this matter-of-fact swipe at the Twilight franchise: "To me, vampires are sex ... I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I'm 53. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed."

Sounds like a great read--good luck finding the issue somewhere, anywhere tomorrow, True Blood fans. If you actually do, please let us know.