This just in from HBO: The fifth and final season of polygamy drama Big Love will premiere on Sunday, Jan. 16. So now all Utah has left is Sister Wives? Fuck. ---

What’s on tonight:
The Vampire Diaries (The CW) Stefan and Damon plan to deal with Katherine once and for all at the supa-sexy Lockwood masquerade ball—but Kat ain’t going out like that. And really, who would be intimidated by a pair of fancy-boys named Stefan and Damon, anyway?

CSI (CBS) Dinosaurs are eating college students! Well, not exactly, but it makes for a good promo. Also making for a good promo: Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) guest-starring as a redhead.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (ABC) Seen that gawdawful ABC promo with “Charlie B & The Peanuts Posse” rapping about Halloween? “Raking leaves and rolling on a pumpkin/ Trick or treat, then the party gets thumpin’”? Fortunately for you, I can’t find a clip online—way to wreck a 44-year tradition, ABC.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (FX) Tonight we learn “Who Got Dee Pregnant?” Read all about it in today’s True TV (Item 3).

Project Runway (Lifetime) Season Finale: Tonight we learn “Who Let Gretchen Get This Damned Far?” Read all about it in today’s True TV (Item 2).

Also tonight:
Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice (ABC); The Big Bang Theory, Shit You Shouldn’t Watch, The Mentalist (CBS); Community, The Office, Outsourced, The Apprentice (NBC); Nikita (The CW); The League (FX); Jersey Shore Reunion (MTV)

Preview: A far better rap-resentation of It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, courtesy of DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince.