TV Tonight: 90210, The Cape, No Reservations | Buzz Blog
We need your help.

Newspapers and media companies nationwide are closing or suffering mass layoffs since the coronavirus impacted all of us starting in March. City Weekly's entire existence is directly tied to people getting together in groups--in clubs, restaurants, and at concerts and events--which are the industries most affected by new coronavirus regulations.

Our industry is not healthy. Yet, City Weekly has continued publishing thanks to the generosity of readers like you. Utah needs independent journalism more than ever, and we're asking for your continued support of our editorial voice. We are fighting for you and all the people and businesses hardest hit by this pandemic.

You can help by making a one-time or recurring donation on PressBackers.com, which directs you to our Galena Fund 501(c)(3) non-profit, a resource dedicated to help fund local journalism. It is never too late. It is never too little. Thank you. DONATE

TV Tonight: 90210, The Cape, No Reservations

by

comment
No, I didn’t watch the Oscars last night; you’re probably wishing you hadn’t, either. I preferred the Independent Spirit Awards on IFC—not because I’m an indie-film snob, but because they swear like motherfuckers. ---

What’s new tonight:
90210 (The CW) Tonight, in addition to an inexplicable Snoop Dogg appearance, Naomi (AnnaLynn McCord) attempts to seduce geek Max (Josh Zuckerman) by dressing up as an Avatar Na’vi. So simply being a tall, hot blonde with loose morals isn’t enough anymore? I don’t like where nerd culture is taking us, don’t like it at all.

The Cape (NBC) Speaking of ridiculous costumes and pointless exercises, The Cape is still on—no, really. In tonight’s episode, the show’s 12 viewers are introduced to new supervillain Razer (Grant Bowler, aka “Cooter” from True Blood), and blogger Orwell (Summer Glau) remains depressed because more people will probably see her in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles reruns on Syfy than here.

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel) Season Premiere: As Season 7 opens, Tony goes to Haiti! In coming weeks, he’ll hit Cambodia and Nicaragua. Dude still knows how to party.

Also new tonight:
The Bachelor, Castle
(ABC); How I Met Your Mother, Mad Love, Mike & Molly (CBS); Chuck, Harry’s Law (NBC); House, The Chicago Code (Fox); Gossip Girl (The CW); Greek, Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family); Intervention, Heavy (A&E); Top Gear (BBC America); Cake Boss (TLC); Skins (MTV); Bethanny Ever After (Bravo); Conan (TBS)

Preview: 90210 puts a whole new spin on—wait for it—“blue balls” tonight …