If you somehow missed my weekly True TV Report on X96's Radio From Hell this morning, you can catch the podcast here (8-9 a.m. hour). I was on right before Utah congressman Jim Matheson, which of course means I'm more important. ---

What's new tonight:
The Event (NBC) 2-Hour Return: Read all about it in True TV (Item 3).

Stargate Universe (Syfy) Return/Countdown to Cancellation: Read all about it in True TV (Item 4).

All About Aubrey (Oxygen) Series Debut: Read all about it in True TV (Item 5).

Too Fat For 15 (Style) Season 2 Premiere: I love a series that spells out the premise distinctly in the title. But it's still a shit show.

Greek (ABC Family) Series Finale: ABC Family is all about pregnant teens and/or slutty teens now; no room for ... whatever Greek was about.

Also new tonight:
The Bachelor (ABC); Mad Love (CBS); Harry’s Law (NBC); House, The Chicago Code (Fox); Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family); Intervention, Heavy (A&E); Top Gear (BBC America); Cake Boss (TLC); Skins (MTV); Bethanny Ever After (Bravo); Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel); Conan (TBS)

Preview: The not-at-all-like-V story thus far on The Event ...