What’s new tonight:
America’s Next Top Model (The CW) What have we learned so far this season on ANTM? The latest crop of girls could be the most emotionally unstable yet—which always makes for better TV. Tonight, the wannabe models get made over and dressed up by stylist Lori Goldstein before getting dressed down by Mr. & Miss Jay (see what I did there?), causing teary meltdowns galore. Always the best part of the season: Haircut time! Dra-ma!
The Real World: Las Vegas (MTV) Season 25 Premiere: Back to Sin City! And, if the rest of the show seems familiar, as well, remember this: The Real World has been on for 25 fucking seasons! Not to mention, spawned a thousand knockoffs—there’s nothing new to explore here! But you’ll still watch it.
Charlie Sheen’s Winningest Moments (Spike) The 15 minutes are damned near up—must be time for Taiwanese animation. Again, nothing new here; it is Charlie Sheen, after all. But you and Jon Cryer still watch it.
Also new tonight:
Mr. Sunshine(ABC); Survivor, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior (CBS); Minute to Win It (NBC); American Idol (Fox); Shedding for the Wedding (The CW); Hot in Cleveland, Retired at 35 (TV Land); Ghost Hunters, Face Off (Syfy); Man vs. Food (Travel); Top Chef: All-Stars (Bravo); Justified (FX); Conan (TBS)
Preview: Charlie Sheen’s Winningest Moments … imagine 30 minutes of this.