What's new tonight:
South Park (Comedy Central) Season 15 (!) Premiere: Tonight, "Steve Jobs" of "Apple" introduces his latest revolutionary i-vention to the world: The HumancentiPad. The gag may only work if you've seen the cult horror flick The Human Centipede and/or aren't a full-blown iZombie devotee to all things Apple (you know who you are), but so what? Trey and Matt have been at this for 15 seasons; they don't need your fucking approval, man.
Also new tonight:
Better With You, Cougar Town, Happy Endings (ABC); Survivor (CBS); American Idol, Breaking In (Fox); America's Next Top Model (The CW); The Ultimate Fighter, Coal (Spike); Extreme Couponing (TLC); The Real World (MTV); Top Chef Masters (Bravo); Mythbusters (Discovery); Workaholics (Comedy Central); Justified (FX)
Preview: Apple i-faithful, beware tonight's season premiere of South Park: