What’s new this weekend:
Kitchen Nightmares (Fox) Season Finale: Gordon Ramsay tries to save another restaurant that’s being run into the ground by idiots. Yeah, yeah—what’s the big third-season final twist? The only hint Fox has is that Gordo may have “finally met his match.” Hmmm.
Supernatural (The CW, tonight) Season Finale: Read about it in True TV (Item 6). Sam’s memories of Hell are unblocked! Maybe Gordon Ramsay’s in there, maybe not—no spoilers here.
Also new tonight:
Flashpoint (CBS); The Whitest Kids U’Know (IFC); The Soup (E!)
Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday) Season Finale: Read about it in True TV (Item 7).
Chase (NBC, Saturday) Series Finale: Buh-bye, lady marshal.
Running Wilde (FX, Saturday) Series Finale: Buh-bye, Will Arnett and Keri Russell.
Also new Saturday:
Doctor Who (BBC America); Sinbad & The Minotaur (Syfy); Another Man’s Wife (Lifetime); It’s Me or the Dog, My Cat From Hell (Animal Planet)
The Celebrity Apprentice (NBC, Sunday) Season Finale: Read about it in True TV (Item 8). Looks like I was wrong: The finale two are John Rich and Marlee Matlin—not Lil Jon. Deaf MILF, dumb rapper, easy mistake.
American Dad, Family Guy (Fox, Sunday) Season Finales: Read about it in True TV (Item 9).
The Simpsons, Bob’s Burgers (Fox, Sunday) Season Finales: Read about it in True TV (Item 10).
Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost (CBS, Sunday) Movie: Before Blue Bloods (ask your mom), Tom Selleck was grizzled crime-solving loner Jesse Stone—well, he does have a dog, so he’s not a total loner.
The Borgias (Showtime, Sunday) Season Finale: Fret not! That Sexy Pope Show will be back for a second season … No, I don’t know why, either.
Also new Sunday:
Billboard Music Awards (ABC); The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo); Breakout Kings (A&E); The Killing (AMC); Law & Order: Criminal Intent, In Plain Sight (USA); Army Wives (Lifetime); Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1, Superjail (Adult Swim); Treme (HBO)
A little something for Macho Man Randy Savage: