This just in: Showtime has canceled United States of Tara, but renewed Nurse Jackie (both are currently in the middle of their third seasons). This just in-er: Nurse Jackie still sucks. ---

What’s new tonight:
Glee (Fox) Season Finale: In the big finale of Glee, the gang goes to New York to compete in Nationals … unless they’re foiled by the lack of a wheelchair ramp. The ultimatum to bring me back to this show: Either just sell it to Logo already, or lose the musical numbers and edit it down to a half-hour comedy. You know where to reach me, Fox.

Dancing With the Stars (ABC) Season Finale: So who’s left? The only “celebrity” I can identify here is Kirstie Alley. Anyway, this shit is over tonight—but Fox will pick up the hoofer slack on Thursday with the season premiere of So You Think You Can Dance. So, yay.

Also new tonight:
The Biggest Loser, The Voice (NBC); Glee (Fox); Tosh.0, Sports Show With Norm Macdonald (Comedy Central); Pregnant in Heels (Bravo); 16 & Pregnant (MTV); The Deadliest Catch (Discovery); Conan (TBS)

Preview: How do you make Glee even more gay? Send ‘em to New York!