This just in: AMC’s Breaking Bad will return for Season 4 on Sunday, July 17! This just in-er: The show has now lasted longer than most meth-heads. ---

What’s new tonight:
Traffic Light (Fox) Series Finale: A very funny show with a very bad title that is now very canceled. Sure, I could go off on another rant about how Fox should have stuck with this comedy (as well as Breaking In), but fuck it. Enjoy the last episode—it’s got naked dancing!

America’s Got Talent (NBC) Season Premiere: No, it doesn’t—but NBC will waste the next 45 weeks (give or take) trying to convince you otherwise.

Also new tonight:
The Voice (NBC); Tosh.0, Sports Show With Norm Macdonald (Comedy Central); The Little Couple (TLC); 16 & Pregnant (MTV); The Deadliest Catch (Discovery)

Preview: Tonight’s TV lineup is pathetic … so here’s the new Breaking Bad trailer!