What’s new tonight:
2 Broke Girls (CBS) Max and Caroline, aka the Broke Girls, throw a party at the diner to raise money for that doomed business idea ---they keep bringing up every episode like we care. But not just any party—a '90s party! If they don’t play any Jesus Jones or “Rico Suave,” we are done.
Gossip Girl (The CW) Speaking of the '90s, who else knew that Elizabeth Hurley became a Gossip Girl regular this season? Everybody but me? Thanks. She plays a vaguely evil (and still definitely hot) Brit cougar who runs some kind of magazine, another throwback from the '90s. So I’ll be watching Gossip Girl now.
Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas (Oxygen) Series Debut: Combining the bitches-be-crazy attitude of The Bad Girls Club with the bitches-be-crazy attitude of Bridesmaids, Bachelorette Party: Las Vegas goes behind the scenes of a Sin City company that specializes in throwing such bashes. Scoff if you want, but the penis-cake and hangover-remedy industries would be sunk without these kinds of visionaries.
Also new tonight:
Dancing With the Stars, Castle (ABC); How I Met Your Mother, Two & a Half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O (CBS); House, Terra Nova (Fox); The
Sing-Off (NBC); Hart of Dixie (The CW); The Lying Game (ABC Family); Pawn Stars (History); The Bad Girls Club (Oxygen); The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Most Eligible Dallas (Bravo); Ridiculousness, Death Valley, Cuff’d (MTV), Scare Tactics, Urban Legends (Syfy); Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels (A&E); Bored to Death, Enlightened (HBO)
What happens in Vegas stay in the carpet on Bachelorette Party:%uFFFD