What’s new tonight:

America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion (The CW) Season Premiere: In the 18th season/cycle/what-the-fuck-ever of Tyra Banks’ America’s Next Top Model, the runway-reality series pits American sticks against British sticks for a battle of international stick supremacy! ---And features guest judges like Kelly Osbourne, Kris Jenner, singer Estelle, fashion designer Georgina Chapman, So You Think You Can Dance host Cat Deeley, former Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta, model Beverly Johnson, designer Barney Cheng and more who had nothing else scheduled! Other than that, same ol’ dra-ma. And, more than likely, Tyra doing a psycho Brit accent at some point.

Also new tonight:
The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Revenge (ABC); Survivor: One World, Criminal Minds, CSI (CBS); Whitney, Are You There Chelsea?, Law & Order: SVU (NBC); American Idol (Fox); One Tree Hill (The CW); Ghost Hunters International, Face Off (Syfy); The Soup (E!); Psych: Midseason Premiere (USA); Top Chef Texas: Season Finale (Bravo)