Dear GYA; Ahhhhhhhhh rrrrr gggggg hhh. Ahhhhh rrrrr gggg hhhh. Ahhhhhhh rrr gggggggh. Ah rrr gggggg hhhhhh. – Chewbacca---

Chewy, all I can say is, Mandalorians are the worst and you’re right, there aren’t any good places to eat in the Dagobah System. As for stuff to do this weekend in SLC, perhaps you should go experience Another Language Performing Arts Company’s Duel-Ality 2.0 located at the Rose Wagner Center. It’s a performance-art piece that discusses the ever-changing role of technology in our lives. I know your always tinkering with droids, so this should be right up your alley.

Saturday evening, go test your skills with Allure Idol Karaoke over at Club Allure. It’s free to enter and the winner walks away with $1,000. Even if you’re not competing, you should at least check it out. Your voice is so beautiful, Chewy. Go for it.

Now, I know you’ve spent a lot of time at the Mos Eisley Cantina, so you might want to head over to the Belly Dance Spring Festival at the Utah State Fair Park. It’s the largest belly-dance shindig in Utah, featuring Middle Eastern bands, vendors with hypnotic scents, hard to find jewelry, tarot-card readers and plenty of exotic spectacle -- quite possibly the perfect afternoon for any Wookie.

More local events that aren't in a galaxy far, far away:

- Gleek School Musical over at the Off Broadway Theatre

- The Art of Science exhibit at the Kimball Art Center

- The Salt Lake Acting Company's presentation of Red

For today's complete list of all things fun and exciting, click here.