What’s new on the tube tonight:
Archer (FX) Season Finale: Can Archer and the ISIS team prevent an epic disaster on the International Space Station? Not likely. How do they keep getting hired, anyway? See you in Season 4, Duchess! ---
Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime) Season Finale: This season totally lost me when they kicked off Kenley … I mean, I don’t watch Project Runway. I’m a dude. Duh.
Jersey Shore (MTV) Season Finale/Reunion: Yes, they’re going to make a sixth fucking season of Jersey Shore! Snooki will be pregnant and, even harder to believe, The Situation will be sober … so … should be great. Related: The Sitch is currently rehabbing in Utah! Unfortunately, without cameras.
Also new tonight:
Missing (ABC); Community, 30 Rock, Up All Night, Awake (NBC); American Idol, Touch (Fox); The Vampire Diaries, The Secret Circle (The CW); Unsupervised (FX); I Just Want My Pants Back (MTV); Delocated (Adult Swim)