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Glad You Asked: Spurs, Zorro & Battle Bands



Dear GYA, I'm goin' gorillas over here, son! People have been speculatin' that Kim Kardashian and myself are dating, and well, I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger but she is not messing around with no penurious individuals. You know what I'm sayin'?! That's just cray. So, what's up with tonight?- Kanye West---

Kanye, what does "going gorillas" mean? Seriously, it sounds provocative but I have no idea what you're talking about. But if you are dating Kim Kardashian, and I really don't care if you are, here's a few date-night ideas: 

The Utah Jazz will get a second shot at the San Antonio Spurs tonight at 7 p.m. I'm sorry, Kanye, there aren't any courtside seats available, unless you know a guy. However, if you wanna save some green then hop on those $10 nosebleed seats.

The Hale Centre Theatre is continuing its successful run of Zorro: The Musical. Legend has it, it's a story of a man in a black cape and cowl mask who fights injustice with his beautiful voice. Tickets are going from $15-$28 and the curtain goes up at 7:30 p.m.

Muse Music in Provo is hosting its final installment of The Ultimate Battle of The Bands competition. Since tonight is the big finale, winners will take away $1,000 cash and free recording time at Independent Music Studios. Hoo wee! The show starts at 8 p.m. 

Other cray events tonight that will make you go gorillas:- Acid Mother's Temple and Phantom Family Halo will be playing at Urban Lounge at 9 p.m. 

- Geeks Who Drink pub trivia is going down at Devil's Daughter Bar and Grill starting at 8 p.m.  

- Bass Shed starts up at The Woodshed at 9 p.m.  

For today's complete list of things to do, click here.  

Twitter: @WolfColin

Wolf is also the author of City Weekly's The Secret Handshake.