What's new on the tube tonight:

Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23 (ABC) Series Debut: In the second new midseason series wherein ABC is afraid to use “bitch” in the title, Krysten Ritter (still best-known as Jesse’s OD'ed girlfriend in Season 2 of Breaking Bad) stars as the untrustworthy B who rips off her Midwestern-rube roommate (Dreama Walker), ---only to have the tables turned on her, and the two then become quirky NYC pals. Oh, and James Van Der Beek (James Van Der Beek) is hanging around, as well. Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23 should be this year’s Happy Endings (an outta-nowhere, smart comedy hailed by critics and viewers), but could just as easily evaporate into nothingness (like every other Ritter vehicle -- remember Gravity? Of course not). Do the right thing, ’Merica.

Also new tonight:
The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Revenge: From the Beginning (ABC); Survivor: One World, Criminal Minds, CSI (CBS); Betty White’s Off Their Rockers, Best Friends Forever, Rock Center With Brian Williams, Law & Order: SVU (NBC), American Idol (Fox); America's Next Top Model: British Invasion (The CW); Dog the Bounty Hunter, Duck Dynasty (A&E); Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC); Ghost Hunters, Monster Man (Syfy); Whitechapel (BBC America); Hot in Clevelnand, Happily Divorced (TV Land); South Park, Ugly Americans (Comedy Central); Psych: Season Finale (USA); The Soup (E!)