Dear GYA, People need to relax about this whole Seamus thing. You know what I'm sayin'? If a man wants to strap a dog to the roof of his car, than a man is gonna strap a dog to the roof of his car. Seriously, ain't nobody care about that. Anyway, me and Mitt are gonna toss some dogs on the Range Rover and cruise around town tonight. Any suggestions? -Michael Vick--- 

Mike, this sounds like a great idea. Dogs do love cars. However, they also love eating garbage. Just make sure there's no lame-stream media around to snap photos. Here's what's going down tonight:

Fresh from Coachella, DJ Shadow returns to SLC and is performing at The Depot tonight at 9 p.m. His recently released album The Less You Know,The Better has received mixed applause. However, there's no reason to sleep on a DJ Shadow show, he's considered one the greats. Tickets are going for $30. 

It's that time of year again: Minor League baseball is back on the plate as the Salt Lake City Bees square off with the Las Vegas 51s tonight at 6:35 p.m. Brad Mills will be on the mound and tickets are going from $8-$24. Best of all, tonight is $1 hot dog night! 

Hannibal Burres will be getting behind the mic tonight at Wiseguys Trolley Square. The Chicago native has appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Comedy Central's Live at Gotham and Jimmy Kimmel Live! The show starts at 9 p.m. and tickets are going for $20.

Other worthwhile events tonight:

- Geeks Who Drink pub trivia at 7:30 p.m. at Piper Down.  

- Indie rocker Damien Jurado will be performing at Velour at 8 p.m.

- Screening of The House I Live In at Westminster College at 8:45 p.m.  

For today's complete list of things to do, click here.  

Wolf is also the author of City Weekly's blog The Secret Handshake.

Twitter: @WolfColin