Total Blackout (Syfy) Series Debut: Sadly, it’s not about drunk coeds, but fraidy-cats fumbling around in the dark and touching icky things—like host Jaleel “Erkel” White. ---This is an actual show that will go on for several weeks, and probably even picked up for a second season. Another victory for quality programming, bravo! … I mean, Syfy!
South Park (Comedy Central) Spring Finale: The episode is titled “Cartman Finds Love,” and it’s with a new girl in school. (Families are still moving to South Park? Don’t they have cable?) As always, this should end well.