What's new on the television device tonight:

Criminal Minds (CBS) Season Finale: In the two-hour Season 7 finale, the BAU team deals with a pair of bank-robbing serial killers (Tricia Helfer and Evan Jones) who’ve taken one of their own agent as a hostage--- (money’s on Reid—it’s always Reid). There’s also a wedding (probably JJ and Will), yet another dramatic exit (definitely Prentiss) and many a squinty, ponderous grimace from Hotch (best furrowed brow in the business).

Suburgatory (ABC) Season Finale: The ‘burb of Chatswin celebrates Mother’s Day a few days late—except for Tessa, who has no mom, and Dalia, who has no discernable human traits. Also, Lisa may be adopted. All this, and James Ingram! “Ya Mo Be There”!

Also new tonight:
The Middle, Modern Family, Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23, Revenge (ABC); Betty White’s Off Their Rockers, Rock Center With Brian Williams, Law & Order: SVU (NBC), American Idol (Fox); America's Next Top Model: British Invasion (The CW); Duck Dynasty (A&E); Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC); Ghost Hunters, Total Blackout (Syfy); Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced (TV Land); The Soup (E!)