What’s new on the eyeball strainer tonight:

Bunheads (ABC Family) How to make a series that killed off a newlywed husband in the first episode and proposed a nude sculpture of him at his funeral in the second? An ugly feet competition in third! ---(It’s a ballerina thing, apparently.) Bunheads just might be the most subtly twisted show on ABC Family, and definitely the most (intentionally) funny. Give it a shot; you just may fall in love with the string-cheese stick that is Sutton Foster.

Burning Love (BurningLove.com) Week 8—which perfectly stable young lady is being sent home now? Hint: She broke the rules! Please, please, please don’t let it be Haley!

Also new tonight:
The Bachelorette (ABC); America’s Got (No) Talent (NBC); Hell’s Kitchen, MasterChef (Fox); The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family); American Pickers, Pawn Stars (History); Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels, Monster-in-Laws (A&E); The Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo); Cake Boss, Extreme Couponing (TLC); Teen Wolf (MTV); Top Gear (BBC America); Eureka, Lost Girl (Syfy)